Charlie and Hash ft El Cubanito – Very Poor

Look bitch, I love Oreos 
I wanna take them down to the laboratorio 
And show them to Dr. Osorio 
He’ll know how they make them Oreos 

I like sittin’ at home on my computer 
The naked bitches there are so much cuter 
Than the ones that I bring to my apartment 
They’re making up lies like sexual harassment 

I have a message for Scarlet Johansen 
My penis’ name is Mr. Magic Johnson 
Come have a taste of this magnificent sauce 
It’s not chunky so you wont have to floss 

I don’t like doing blow with the yeyesitos 
They come out of Sahara and eat taco frito 
And they always wake up tempranito 
I go to bushes and eat some Dorito 

Chikki chikki chikki bangy bangy 
I take you to the room and bangy bangy 
And I leave you with the panty roto roto 
I have a Japanese friend called Nishimoto 

20 pushups in the morning 
30 sit-ups at night 
One poo poo in the afternoon 
And then I go to Casa Juancho 

Step one: we can have some fun 
Sippin’ on Gin, smokin’ a Bong 
Step two: I go down on you 
You better be clean like Listerine 
Step three: Gotta’ go down on me 
Do the job this shit ain’t for free, fuck 
Step four: You gotta’ get on the floor 
No you’re not a whore, just very poor 

A VCR is dead technology 
If you have one you owe the world an apology 
Don’t give me that reverse psychology 
I’m never paying attention in my biology class 

I’m retarded right now cause I just smoked a fatty 
And I’m getting hungry for something in a paddy 

Choo-choo goes the train 
Whenever u get high I take the blame 
And bang bang goes the bullet 
I’ll grow my hair into a mullet 
When I cook, I cook ensazonado 
I did it once in your house in coronado 

Air conditioning, its the shit 
I have a Hindu friend, he’s name’s Amit 
Come to think of it, there’s also Varoon 
I also know a guy from Cameroon 

Yo soy cholo y te pego con el machete 
Mi tia tiene buco juanete 
La bemba te huela a ñeke 
Y despues de la rumba me viene el tembleque 

E! entertainment television 
Sony entertainment television 
Fox entertainment television 
Too many fuckin’ entertainment television 

Please understand my need for speed 
I like acceleration so you know, no weed 
Drink and drive I do it everyday 
Cops and breathalyzers are really really gay 

Hand me one of them empanadas 
Although you look like u should switch to ensaladas 

Get a load of my Caesar salad

Step one: we can have some fun 
Sippin’ on Gin, smokin’ a Bong 
Step two: I go down on you 
You better be clean like Listerine 
Step three: Gotta’ go down on me 
Do the job this shit ain’t for free, fuck 
Step four: You gotta’ get on the floor 
No you’re not a whore, just very poor 



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