Charlie and Hash – Charlie And Hash

My name is Hash
So don’t step on my grass
When I smack a bitch, I smack her in the ass
When she was a girl she wanted a pony
I got one right here
Lick the macaroni
Ding dong ding dong
Your girlfriend’s wearing a thong
Somebody get me my bong
And make sure that that shit’s strong

I feel horny when I see you
Its not my fault
I wanna do pupu
My name is Charlie
I ain’t no Bob Marley
You know what beers made of?
Its made out of barley
Sometimes I put things on my nose
And that’s when I like my Colombian ho’s
Procrastination, across the nation
In the, civilization
Im not Sylvester Stallone
I use so wise my condon
Im not Sylvester Stallone
I use my condon
All the people say “ay perdon”
Y me vine sin condon

Charlie and Hash
We got the secret stash
It’s not our fault people look for us and give us all their cash
Reefers and blow
That’s what I’m selling, yo
I know I’m saying it in this song
So keep it on the down low

In Belgium they like the truffles
And when I smoke weed
I like to eat waffles
Don’t come to me with no falafel
Falafel falafel falafel

Bat shit is called guano
Don’t get mad at the size of my banano
Its way bigger than your ipod nano,
But it fits in your ano

Manny told me to drink eucalyptus
My girlfriend is pregnant,
That’s fictitious
I tell my boss like so
I’m not coming to work
I did some blow

Cuando me lavo la poronga
Me dan ganas de tocar la conga
You are weak and now i’m stronga
And you cant take it any longa
When I play guitar I get sentimental
When I cook ramen I feel oriental

When I wake up I have Bloody Mary
I look at my balls and they are hairy
I like Bloody Mary with a big piece of celery
I was last night at the Gallery

Oh wow your name is Daddy Yankee
I saw you with a boy doing hanky panky
Once upon a time I made dinner for you
I cooked some rice and it had some guandu

Some people like rice with porotos
Markers in Spanish are called pilotos
When I sweat I smell like grajo
With my patacon, I like my tasajo

Charlie and Hash
We got the secret stash
It’s not our fault people look for us and give us all their cash
Reefers and blow
That’s what I’m selling, yo
I know I’m saying it in this song
So keep it on the down low



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