Charlie and Hash – 10 Dolla Phone

I don’t be messin with no 10 dolla hookers
I even paid $20 for this pooper scooper
Some people claim that I like to smoke trees
They don’t know I pay $200 for an ounce of these
My phone rings with the theme from Seinfeld.
You have an earpiece? Well my shit’s handheld.
Even in Panama I get charged roaming
When I get the bill, my mouth starts foaming
My mom calls me and says “You need a backberry”
You say that shit again, you’re gonna get a smackberry
Like that movie “I pronounce you Chuck and Larry”
That shit is awful, like the new Mariah Carey
I have a dialer and I dial like crazy
I’d call you back, but my memory is hazy
I even forgot to call Martinelli back
That nigga really wants his lawnmower back

There’s a lot of garbage in cerro patacon
That’s where you belong if you play the reggaeton
El pollo pechugon, el pollo pechugon.
what you deserve is tremendo garnaton, yeah
Ten dollar phones are aerodynamic
They have no camera so you can’t go panoramic
Just cause I do blow, don’t be calling me satanic
Unless I do a lot, then you really have to panic
Budhism is big in the kingdoms of Korea
If you eat too much kimchi you’ll get the diarrhea
Snoopys playboys transformers and blow
I eat a poppadom with my Indian bro
I like asian girls so put on your kimono
I’ll be john lennon, you be yoko ono
Asi que cuando hablas, me bajas ese tono
Me vas a respetar porque yo tengo el microfono

10 dollar phone
Tuck my dick between my legs
Stick you in the microwave
I’ll take you to the dentist and then to the place where they’re rockin w/ gorillas
I’m busting out your keypad
Touch the letter “G”
Hand you out a Kleenex
Shame on you you are all covered in Vanilla

Cant make no calls cause my charger’s MIA
I have a name, but I also have an AKA
I’m from Panama, but I studied in the USA
And my parents were part of the PTA
My phone came with a broken antenna
And when I need it fixed I call Christian de Mena
And when he’s done we dance the Macarena
And then electro boogie y una ronda de plena

I bust a rhyme with the homies in the hood
I carry a gun like a big boy should
Palestinians are entering Jerusalem
And I’m in Dominican drinking Metusalem
Venezuela borders Guyana To the East
Brazil to the South, Colombia to the West
Trinidad and Tobago to the North
Me and Chavez have a drink by the Port.

10 dollar phone
Tuck my dick between my legs
Stick you in the microwave
I’ll take you to the dentist and then to the place where they’re rockin w/ gorillas
I’m busting out your keypad
Touch the letter “G”
Hand you out a Kleenex
Shame on you you are all covered in Vanilla



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